clutchlog:

Obviously, this doesn’t need to be gotten into in depth here. It’s a patently absurd statement, and we all know it.

But let me do it anyway.

Here is a list of things I should be really good at, based on video game experience.

1. Sword fighting
2. Flying airplanes and spaceships
3. Picking locks
4. Throwing balls of fire from my hands
5. Playing guitar
6. Persuading people that violence is not the answer
7. Persuading people that violence is the answer
8. Running a ruthless street gang
9. Summoning supernatural creatures
10. Being Spider-Man

artistamped:

absolutely 

abaldwin360:

Christian Nation? by OlaBetiku

tastefullyoffensive:

[bennett]

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laughingsquid:

The Art of Living

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Schoolyard relationship wisdom at its finest

clutchlog:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

lol Theodore

Derrick is both a philosopher and a gentleman.

Also, I’m going to start using “truck” as an insult.

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onedaywith-nhl:

→ submitted by: anonymous

kelleykelleykelley:

wow, i love this team. 

(Source: clutchlog)

charalanahzard:

I fucking wish people online would use team work. Seriously, if you stick in a group you ALWAYS win.

Instead they just ask my why I’m not in the kitchen and repetitively call me a cunt. And then add me as a friend anyway, so they can tell me to suck their dicks.

And this is why I want a clan for GoW…

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themattsmith:

A large majority of the people that are against the things I am in favor of will be dead before me, leaving my generation to prepare a pretty awesome environment for Audrey.  Until then, it’s a waiting game, and all I can do is make sure she’s ok.